hi I'm jade ~ well I'm funny sometimes and I bathe regularly
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r u from iraq cuz i wanna see u baghdad ass up

richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

(via literallyrad)

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hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

(Source: xmidnightfantasy, via 21k6r317s85)

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peroxideparadox:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THOMAS OH MY GOD

(via emilyshipway)

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averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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Baby:M-m
Mom:Mama?
Baby:The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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morrissarty:

bellatrixissexy:

Why does France have so many revolutions?

i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’

(via gayfather)

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lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

(Source: tachibonbons, via gayfather)

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whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

(via emilyshipway)

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spearmintx:

why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

(Source: bakedasever, via joshpeck)

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